Arthursagan - med hundar! Del 1.

 The Arthur saga - with dogs! part 1.
After another battle, where the war-lord Uther have slaugthered away as usual:
Uther: Check this out Merlin! I owe the battle field! Of course I'm the one to swing Excalibur.
Merlin: Okay okay! Let's go to the lake.

 Merlin: Here's the bitch in the lake to give you the sword.
Uther: What a capacity she must have to hold her breath!

Merlin: Allright, so you're king of England. What are you gonna do now?
Uther: Hump that hot bitch!
Merlin: But she's the wife of your most important allay.
Uther: Alliances schmalliances! It's bonking time!
Merlin: I knew you weren't the chosen one, Uther... the prophecy clearly states that he's not gonna think with his dick.