Philosopher: Parmenides teaches that nothing can arise out of nothing. That which is, is therefore eternal. Time, which seems to be changing between what is and what is not, is therefore an illusion. There is no change.
Logan: But if all change is impossible... the deterioration of Greece's economy must be an illusion!
Logan: See for yourself!
Newspaper headline: The Euro as stable as ever
Sofia: The Euro crisis disappeared in a puff of logic! I'll never doubt you again, Logan!